I, Hannah

*taps microphone* Is this thing on? Hello? Hello? I'm talking to you, at the computer. You getting this? Oh, good. *clears throat*
If you're reading this that means a) you want to figure out who the madwoman behind the stories is, b) you accidentally clicked on this tab, and now you're getting sucked into yet another piece of writing, or, c) you're a archaeologist who has managed to open up this blog in the hopes of piecing together what really happened during the 21st century. If you qualify for that last respect, may I be the first to say,
"Hello. We're all crazy here, and we're fine with it. Hope we haven't messed things up too badly for you guys. Love, 2014."
Now, back to the rest of you.
It all began long ago, when the universe was a tiny spec known as a singularity. There was a huge explosion and everything we know, from TV to satellite radio, was created. Fast forward 13 billion years or so, and you'll find a pale blue sphere known simply as Earth. On this blue sphere, there is a girl named Hannah Olivia Blanchard Obolsky, who is quite aware that her initials spell out "Hobo", thank you very much. Although she is only on her fourteenth orbit around the sun, Hannah has already been on dozens of adventures all across the United States and Costa Rica. She lives with her family and her ferocious six-pound guard dog, Coco, in a top secret location, which may or may not be located at the bottom of Loch Ness. She has been writing stories since she was in third grade, and has been in love with them since she was a baby. Hannah one day dreams of being the first woman to colonize Mars, and to become a bestselling novelist (My friends and I took bets to see which will happen first). This is Hannah's first blog, and she is so far thoroughly enjoying the experience. Also, while it has never been proven that Hannah is actually a time traveller, it is to be noted that she has a knack for arriving at events too late to even be fashionable.

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